Terms of Service
Introduction
By visiting our site and/ or purchasing something from us, you engage in our “Service” and agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions (“Terms of Service”, “Terms”), including those additional terms and conditions and policies referenced herein and/or available by hyperlink. These Terms of Service apply to all users of the site, including without limitation users who are browsers, vendors, customers, merchants, and/ or contributors of content.
By visiting our site and/ or purchasing something from us, you engage in our “Service” and agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions (“Terms of Service”, “Terms”), including those additional terms and conditions and policies referenced herein and/or available by hyperlink. These Terms of Service apply to all users of the site, including without limitation users who are browsers, vendors, customers, merchants, and/ or contributors of content.
Acceptance of Terms
By accessing or using the “American Foam Solutions” (hereinafter referred to as “the Service”), you, the user (hereinafter referred to as “You” or “User”), agree to be bound by these Fictional Terms of Service (“Terms”). If You do not agree to all the Terms, you may not access or use the Service. Your continued use of the Service after any modifications to these Terms signifies Your acceptance of the revised Terms.
Description of Service
The Service provides an imaginary platform where users can engage in activities that may or may not include: communicating with sentient toasters, trading imaginary currencies, experiencing gravity fluctuations based on mood, and participating in competitive cloud-watching. The Service is provided “as-is” and “as-available,” with no guarantees of functionality, availability, or the continued existence of sentient toasters.
Intellectual Property
All content, features, and functionality of the Service, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, and the concept of sentient toasters, are the exclusive property of “Imaginary Innovations Inc.” and are protected by applicable intellectual property laws, both real and imaginary. You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works of any part of the Service without the express written consent of Imaginary Innovations Inc.
Disclaimer of Warranties
The Service is provided without any warranties of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement. Imaginary Innovations Inc. does not warrant that the Service will be uninterrupted, error-free, or that sentient toasters will always respond to your queries. Any reliance you place on the Service is strictly at your own risk, especially concerning gravity fluctuations.
Limitation of Liability
In no event shall Imaginary Innovations Inc., its directors, employees, or affiliates be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, including but not limited to loss of imaginary profits, imaginary data, or imaginary goodwill, resulting from: (i) Your use or inability to use the Service; (ii) any unauthorized access to or use of our imaginary servers; (iii) any interruption or cessation of transmission to or from the Service; (iv) any bugs, viruses, or other malicious code that may be transmitted to or through the Service; (v) any errors or omissions in any content; and/or (vi) any damages resulting from gravity fluctuations or uncooperative sentient toasters.